Article Makers Article Amount
Evan E. 28
Darius B. 12
Jack B. 2
Nathaniel H. 1

Colombus Chronicle Credits

  • Gorilla breaks out of zoo and attacks elderly pedestrian with barrels: Evan E.

  • Fungus outbreak in northern Ohio: Evan E.

  • Pet Producers rise in popularity: Darius B.

  • Woman gives birth to calcified baby: Evan E.

  • 5 easy methods to warding yellow-bellied grease mongers from your garden: Darius B. / Evan E.

  • Drug-crazed lunatic breaks into family home and shaves house cat: Evan E.

  • Six fetal humpback whales found in basement of seemingly normal woman: Evan E.

  • Logan Colflesh convicted of pastry theft: Evan E.

  • Giggles the Dancing Bear Moscow tour: Evan E.

  • Evidence found that AI generates reality! 6 pieces of damning evidence: Evan E.

  • 4369 hospitalized and 132 dead after annual Cincinnati brick-dropping festival: Darius B. / Evan E.

  • Exclusive interview with Cincinnati mayor Aftab Pureval: Evan E.

  • Howler population explode-Tickler cult spotted: Evan E.

  • 7 children missing after Chucklenuts sighting: Evan E.

  • 5 super illegal drugs that have risen in popularity that should be avoided at some costs: Evan E.

  • Six heavily armed apes break into parks national bank and steal millions: Evan E.

  • Illegal Tickler cage fighting in Cincinnati subway system: Evan E.

  • Funny page: Darius B. / Evan E.

  • The harmful effects of boneless milk: Evan E.

  • Boy has heart attack after eating Saul’s laced pie: Evan E.

  • Ohio government bans shipment of babies to the state; Thousands furious: Darius B.

  • Massive Squirtcumber found growing in wall of Home Depot: Darius B.

  • Pandicklers on the rise after tickler deployment: Evan E.

  • Homeless man releases army of fascist rats: Evan E.

  • Chesquik partners with chester: Jack B. / Darius B. / Evan E.

  • Man Slaughtered By Vicious Hamster: Darius B.

  • 4 Fun Things To Do In The Upcoming Farnham Fungus Festival: Darius B.

  • Health Benefits of eating tickler meat: Darius B. / Jack B.

  • Washington Post reporter interviews ohioan Boneless Cow processing ranch farmer: Nathaniel H.

  • Man Sues Looky Lou Dor Proton Theft: Evan E.

  • Robbery At Crusty’s CraisinsⓇ: Darius B.

  • Old Lady Finds Dried Up Horses In Attic--Appraiser Claims They’re Worth Millions: Evan E.

  • Crazed Man In Goose Costume Prosectuted For Chasing Pedestrians: Darius B.

  • Chucky Cheddar’s Pizza Co. Sued After Child Drops Slice Of Pizza On The Ground: Evan E.

  • 6 Shameless Ripoffs Of Popular Ohioan Superheros: Evan E.

  • China Sends Another Round Of Bombers To Rain Over Ohio: Evan E.

  • Notorious Criminal “Barnabus The Bonobo” Escapes Cincinatti Zoo And Botanical Garden: Evan E.